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A Freshers guide to Clubbing off Campus

It’s now come to the time of the year when the more audacious Fresher’s of the pack begin to venture off Campus and to experience Coventry nightlife in all its glory. Some of you may only just have begun to cotton on that the play list from Top Banana has not changed since week one and in fact any night out in the Copper Rooms has become something of a deja vous. So, here is your guide to clubs off campus. 
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The Free Rider’s Guide to Internships

All you need is to get that internship, right? You’re an ambitious and full of energy young person who’s ready to climb the corporate food chain holding a knife with your teeth. In truth you’re a cold-blooded, egocentric bastard who is probably a supporter of “Liverpool”. Don’t worry, cause you’ll never walk alone. I’m here to give some advice.
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What's in a name?

The launch of Jimmy Choo’s shoe collaboration with H&M saw one label hungry customer queue for over twelve hours last week. The new range drew over 150 people to wait outside the Newcastle branch of the store, though later reports confirmed that many had thought it was the launch of Sir Jimmy Saville’s long awaited line of shell suits. This feverish reaction displays the power of a name in fashion.
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Procrastination: if you have something constructive to do, read this instead.

University life, as you either already know or are rapidly coming to learn, can be a stressful existence. Deadlines, lectures, reading, frantic note-taking and sometimes despairing non-comprehension: these are features of our day to day grind which were somehow omitted from that glittering prospectus package. I don’t think I’m alone in feeling a little cheated; not by any specific party, just generally; a notion that the utopia I envisaged upon signing up has considerable leanings toward the mundane and soul-destroying, in reality.
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Comebacks Making a Comeback

Old musicians never die. Eminem is set to release his second album of 2009. Tony Christie reached number 1 in the noughties. Peter Gabriel continues to breathe. But what comebacks should we expect in the near future? Our music editors bring you their predictions, though over-staffing of this 4-page pullout means that one of them will soon be dismissed. But who? Leaving that question for an intense board-meeting, we have great pleasure in introducing the SUCCESSFULCOMEBACKOMETER.
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