by Mystic Peg

February's Predictions:

As we roll into Spring, Venus in your house of Mars means that you probably spent Valentine's day alone eating baked beans straight out of the can, but if you're a Capricorn you'll be asking yourself why you even bothered spending all that money when your other half is so crap in bed. Good question.

The Sun sextiles Moon as we move into March so all you Pisceans out there get ready for your birthday celebrations you high-maintenance drama queens! There'll be tears, tantrums and copious amounts of vodka so make sure you leave your dignity at the door. Happy Birthday!

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