by Mystic Peg

March Predictions:

All you Aries out there, you're approaching your 'happy Aries month' (technical term) where the contellation Taurus is shadowing your equinox. You know what this means.

And if you're about to leave university, I'm sensing good things on the horizon - that job you applied for will pull through, you won't have to go and live back at home with those challenging individuals, the hours before 12 noon still won't exist, British Gas will charge the lowest ever prices and your overdraft is a thing of the past. Everything will be fine, JUST BLOODY FINE.

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