by Mystic Peg
February's Predictions:
As we roll into Spring, Venus in your house of Mars means that you probably spent Valentine's day alone eating baked beans straight out of the can, but if you're a Capricorn you'll be asking yourself why you even bothered spending all that money when your other half is so crap in bed. Good question.
The Sun sextiles Moon as we move into March so all you Pisceans out there get ready for your birthday celebrations you high-maintenance drama queens! There'll be tears, tantrums and copious amounts of vodka so make sure you leave your dignity at the door. Happy Birthday!
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A Dogumentary: New Year, New You!
Exposé of the dogging world! The Sanctuary meets Dispatches! Read on, oh intrepid reader, to find out how I went from watching a video entitled ‘dogging’ on YouTube to nervously standing in nothing but my underwear in a car park with three men I barely knew - all in the name of journalism...
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The SLC: Monkeying Around
More controversy...
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Brown & Cameron: Handbags at dawnRoll on the TV debate...
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Ready your snorkels: Global Warming is coming!
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What is your favourite sport at the Winter Olympics?
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