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Brown Edges Ahead of Prostate Cancer in Polls Coup

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Latest polling figures show Gordon Brown still trailing the Conservatives, but having edged ahead of deadly prostate cancer in popularity. According to MORI...

 

 


Bush Plans Presidential Skate Park

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The worst U.S. president in history, George W. Bush, is to atone for his mistakes in office by building a twelve acre presidential skate park in Washington, D.C., as a gift to the nation...

 


Madeleine McCann is an 'Effect of Discourse', says Philosopher

In a controversial thesis put forward this week at a colloquium in La Rochelle’s Institut pour Tuer L’Auteur, influential Luxembourgian philosopher and semiotician Jean-Jacques Repasfroid suggested that the disappearance of Madeleine McCann may in fact constitute an exclusively hyperreal, primarily textual, event...

 


"And Then There Was Darkness" - City of Light Turns Off Top Attraction to Save Environment

Everyone knows that it’s down to the French to save the world, one five minute slot at a time.  The catastrophic consequences of global warming are an ever increasing problem. Cue Sarkozy's latest effort: pulling the plug on the Eiffel Tower for a *whole* 5 minutes...

 

 


Camerons "Conservative" Key-Notes

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Dave Cameron claimed this morning that he is the man with a plan to lead Britain out of the present financial crisis. Speaking to The Sanctuary this morning, he said that "truth be told [which is unlikely] there are no miracle cures that will just revive Britain from this economic catastrophe [basically, I don’t really have much of a plan at all]”...

 

 


The Great Student Elf Survey

Elf.jpgResearch carried out at the Oxford University has found that students have "fallen into worrying elf neglect". Looking at various aspects of elfy living, including 'Sexual elf' and 'elf and safety', the report is a detailed study into the concerning lifestyle of students today. Click the link for the full findings...


 

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