Student's Attempt At Climbing Clock Tower Deemed "A Dismal Failure"A student from the University of Birmingham has this week reported on his attempt to climb the university's Clock Tower and how "woefully inept" he was at carrying out the task.

 

A university, situated in the West-Midlands has been revealed as a Masons Grand Lodge. The University in question, which cannot be named for professional reasons, is run by a secret brotherhood that meets in an unknown location, practices secret handshakes and partakes in mystic rituals...

Officials from the University of Birmingham have this week confirmed that they are issuing formal warnings to all Drama students because they are "wasting  the oxygen on which we all depend in order to survive". The revelation comes after...

A couple at the University of Birmingham have this week been formally cautioned after being discovered having sex in the library. The problem, according to library staff, wasn’t that sexual intercourse was occurring, but that the sex was "phenomenally loud" and...

New Fetish Soc Member Killed In Four-Hour Latex Gang Orgy

A University of Birmingham student and newly-initiated member of notorious student group Fetish Soc has died after attending one of the society's more raucous functions.